INTERIOR – DAY – EMPTY WAREHOUSE
Three well-dressed men sit around an empty card table. Daylight floods in through dusty windows. The room is otherwise bare.
So, did you guys know we teamed up in 2007 to write things?
Thanks for that, Captain Exposition. I’ll add that
we firmly believe in disruptive innovation.
This is so expositiony I may as well take off my pants.
Nice. Exposure humor.
I know, right?
Matt slaps Adrian for using that particular phrase. Adrian glares at Lee.
(glaring at Lee)
That’s for using that particular phrase.
(rubbing his face)
I deserved that. And not because we have the full bible
for a genre-busting cross-media TV comedy
where Friends meets Entourage meets Funny Or Die.
Or because of our dark action comedy feature where
48 Hours meets Adaptation meets Fight Club.
And definitely not the super-secret
animated-live action adult comedy with
Adrian slaps Matt.
-that I’m not really allowed to talk about yet.
While we have yet to sell anything, I think we’re
really terrific guys with great big balls of talent.
Take mine for instance. Look at those danglies.
We may be drifting off topic.
What were we talking about?
No, before that.
Chaos Complex Entertainment!
All comedy. All the time.
(in Newt’s voice, from Aliens)
FADE TO BLACK